By Cary McNeal
Fact: Chocolate includes the alkaloid theobromine, which in excessive doses might be poisonous to people, and in even small quantities can kill canines, parrots, horses, and cats.
This implies that regardless of its identify, the Kit-Kat sweet bar isn't really a instructed snack on your kitty-cat. i ponder what number cats have died due to this confusion.
Fact: the main germ-laden position in your rest room isn't the seat or maybe the bowl--it's the handle.
The answer: Don't flush. enable the following man fear approximately it.
There are "just the facts"--and then there are only the evidence that may frighten the bejeezus out of you. and due to this little gem a WC booklet, you'll by no means examine the area a similar approach back, with no, er, dry heaving a bit bit.
From the sneaky fish which can swim up our genitals to the E. coli micro organism lurking within the very water we drink, irritating phenomena are in every single place we flip. academic, exciting, and undeniably frightening, this publication isn't sure to assist you, um, visit the rest room, yet it's bound to make some time there more...informed.
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She thought no v'ice hed sech a swing Ez hisn in the choir; My! when he made Ole Hunderd ring, She knowed the Lord was nigher. An' she'd blush scarlit, right in prayer, When her new meetin'-bunnet Felt somehow thru' its crown a pair O' blue eyes sot upon it. Thet night, I tell ye, she looked some! She seemed to've gut a new soul, For she felt sartin- sure he'd come, Down to her very shoe-sole. She heered a foot, an' knowed it tu, A-raspin' on the scraper, — All ways to once her feelin's flew Like sparks in burnt-up paper.
Huddup! " said the parson. — Off went they. The parson was working his Sunday's text — Had got to -fifthly, and stopped perplexed At what the — Moses — was coming next. All at once the horse stood still, Close by the meet'n'-house on the hill. — First a shiver, and then a thrill, 2$ 26 A TREASURY OF HUMOROUS POETRY Then something decidedly like a spill, — And the parson was sitting upon a rock, At half-past nine by the meet'n'-house clock, — Just the hour of the Earthquake shock! — What do you think the parson found, When he got up and stared around?
Whose pass ? What pass ? " the anxious father cried; " 'Twas the'r monopoly," the boy replied. In deference to the public, we must state That boy has been an orphan since that date. A TREASURY OF HUMOROUS POETRY 39 NfiOPHYTE Last night a zealous Irishman in town, Meeting a Jew, squared off and knocked him down. " Mike simply said: " Bedad, ye may be right, But then — I only heard of it last night! " And striking out reckless again, and loose, Becomes a martyr — in the calaboose. Theology and ignorance combined Make bigotry, and that makes all men blind; And streams of ruin from this common source Have swept the world with devastating force.
1,001 Facts that Will Scare the S#*t Out of You: The Ultimate Bathroom Reader by Cary McNeal