By Ross Petras, Kathryn Petras
A connoisseur's compendium of Freudian slips, spoonerisms, double-talk, and utter bosh from famous and notorious figures previous and current -- a complete path in anti-eloquence by means of the foot-in-mouth champions of all time.
Note: a prior variation of this booklet used to be released in 1993 by means of Doubleday. it really is right here reprinted by means of association with Doubleday.
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TRAVELER'S CHECKS Travelers checks are very impressive pieces of paper that are backed by the full faith and credit of actor Karl Malden. They are accepted at thousands of shopping locations around the world, although almost never the location that you personally are shopping in. Nevertheless, traveler's checks are very popular with those travelers who have the brains of frozen vegetables. You've seen these people in those American Express traveler's check commercials: FIRST TRAVELER: Oh no! SECOND TRAVELER: What's wrong!
High school graduate, So we were able to get clear directions from passing pedestrians. A. in the nuclear-warhead department (also we have Wayne Newton). PLANNING YOUR TRAVEL BUDGET The standard formula for computing travel costs is to figure out the total amount of available money you have, total, then multiply this by at least six. But even this formula is probably going to give you a low estimate, because you usually have unexpected expences. I do want to stress that, whatever amount it was, I am certain the nun turned it directly over to the church (Or she bought a Ferrari).
They spend their vacations at the mall. Most travel guidebooks are the same way. For one thing, most of these books are filled with information that was gathered during the Truman administration. The writers never have time to update the information, because they're too busy cranking out next year's edition (NEW! REVISED! ). " This is not that kind of travel book. We call them as we see them. If we think a country is awful, we're going to say so, even if we've never been to this country and know virtually nothing about it.
776 Stupidest Things Ever Said by Ross Petras, Kathryn Petras