99 Reasons to Hate Cats: Cartoons for Cat Lovers - download pdf or read online

By Tom Briscoe

99 purposes to Hate Cats is for cat fans - and those that have the ability to simply peacefully coexist. You'll end up and your cat (or cats) within the pages of this enjoyable, humorous caricature booklet. It exhibits the various methods our pussycat associates could make us smile, snigger and be pushed a bit crazy.

Here are many of the lovingly documented purposes to hate cats:
Reason 12: Waking up within the morning sooner than you do
Reason 19: considering each can is filled with tuna
Reason 33: in case you have been sufficiently small, they'd consume you.
Reason 56: Throwing up in precisely the incorrect spot
Reason 91: each chair is the cat's chair

All of the explanations are encouraged via everyday life with genuine cats. brief biographies of every of the pussycats who encouraged the artwork are incorporated at the back of the book.

Each of the ninety nine purposes are amusingly illustrated with unique caricature paintings. the photographs are basic, expressive and entice old and young alike. Illustrations are proven in colour in your Kindle app (on iPhone, iPad and Android), Kindle hearth and the Amazon Cloud Reader.

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Congratulations! ’ 39 STATISTICALLY SPEAKING Now some worrying information. According to a recent survey the average cost of raising children is £7,889 per year or around £165,669 if you’re stuck with them up to their twenty-first birthday. But it doesn’t stop there. There’s also the costs of getting them through university or set up in a career. This is now estimated to be in the region of £25,572. 40 So if you’ve bestowed two of the little varmints on the world that’s a grand total of £382,482.

42 If you smoke as well (and who could blame you with the stress of having to find all the money) that will also have cost you a mighty (cigarette) packet since you started puffing away over forty years ago. Back in the mid 60s a pack of twenty fags cost one old silver sixpence and the box didn’t inform you in large black letters that its contents were out to kill you. 79. 41 over the past forty years and that’s another £73,865 you’ve slowly burnt your way through. In a way it’s a blessing that smoking shortens your life a bit.

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